Thursday, January 21, 2010

hey

hey nbc: if i could say that you're replacing the new guard with the old guard, i would, but that wouldn't be true so instead i'll say you're replacing an innovator with a tired purveyor of mindless schlock. 

hey massachussets: scott brown is no prize, but martha coakley didn't deserve it. health care reform will pass and you'll have an opportunity to replace brown in a few short years. (2012). and haven't you heard that axiom, that you get the government you deserve?

hey democrats: pass health care reform.

Monday, January 18, 2010

always have been, always not anymore

just when you think you're an apple fritter man, just when you feel confident in elevating that heavenly mound of dough above all others, you will discover the marion berry fritter. glorious be the tulip bakery!